Will Binns, PacificCoastNews.com• Awww, remember when she used to wear Benji's name on a necklace? This time is just like that, only more real. It seems to us that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have become the poor man's Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, only way more unappealing. Yes, that's something we never imagined possible either, but celebrity gossip can blow your mind like that sometimes.
• Look out New York City, Britney is on her way and you know what that means...
• AnnaLynne McCord just learned what happens when a Mini Cooper hits a Range Rover, but at least she made sure to wear some fierce shoes.
• John Mayer-Jennifer Aniston update: Everything is exactly the same as last time we checked in (meaning no engagement rings).
• All right, so who didn't see this coming?
Why, yes that is Jessica Alba smiling in our Big Pic gallery, a bike ride through Paris will do that even to her.