So, has everyone seen Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom's penises, or...?
Last week, paparazzi photographed the "Cold Water" singer, 22, and the Pirates of the Caribbean actor, 39, vacationing separately. Bieber went skinny-dipping with bikini models in Hawaii, while Bloom went paddleboarding on a getaway with his girlfriend, Katy Perry, in Italy. During Bravo's Watch What Happens Live Sunday, host Andy Cohen asked actor Seth Rogen to compare the stars' anatomies. "Who would you say—as a straight guy—had the nicer penis of the two?" he asked. Today co-host Willie Geist looked at Rogen and asked, "You saw them?"
"Oh, yeah! Of course!" said Rogen, was promoting the R-rated comedy Sausage Party. "As soon as I hear there is a famous penis out there, I am the first person to ravenously devour it online."
"I've seen Justin's before, so maybe I was just like, you know, 'I've been there, done that,' a little bit. And it's a wonderful one!" he said, later explaining that he'd previously seen Bieber's penis in paparazzi photos and not in the flesh. "But Orlando's, I was really happy with. Good for him! He's in great shape overall. So I thought, honestly, Orlando's probably a bigger guy, and proportionally, his penis looked to scale, which makes me think overall it's probably bigger."
Cohen decided to "go out on a limb," telling them, "Dick aside, Orlando has got a can on him."
"Oh, yeah!" Rogen, 34, said in agreement. "He has a bubble butt."
That's when Geist admitted that he, too, had seen the pictures. "I saw the pixelated one first, and all I saw on Orlando was the shadow. Did you see that picture of the shadow?" he asked. "My goodness! And so then when I saw the un-pixelated [photo], it was a little disappointing."
More importantly, Rogen said of Bloom, "He's a nice guy!"
Rogen continued to share his thoughts about Bloom's manhood when he appeared on Sirius XM's The Howard Stern Show Monday. "It's a good c--k...I thought it was pretty big. I can talk about Orlando Bloom's dick all day," the Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising star told Howard Stern. "His dick is very well proportioned to his body—and he's a big dude—so, I'm going to say he has a big dick. You wouldn't be on a paddleboard with your c--k out if you didn't have a big dick."
Bloom is "super nice," Rogen said, adding that he "would be lying" if he said he weren't more inclined to cast him in a movie after seeing photos of his penis. "People remember Orlando Bloom is a f--king OG," he said. "People are going to buy more tickets to [see] the big dick guy."
During the Watch What Happens Live after-show, at a viewer's request, Seth agreed to play a round of "Shag, Marry, Kill" with three of his former co-stars: Zac Efron, James Franco and Jonah Hill. "Tough one," he said. "They're all so sensitive, so it's tough to answer this question."
"Are they?" Cohen asked.
"They really are! Yeah! Actors are very sensitive. I'm just trying to think who could emotionally deal the best with me saying I want to kill them right now. I'm going to say Franco, just because I think he could deal with it the best," Rogen said. "From there on, I'll f--k Zac and marry Jonah."
"I could easily live with Jonah, though," he added. "For years."
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