I just caught up with the funnyman at the premiere of his new flick, Bernie. Read on to find out what he had to about the future Mr. and Mrs. Brangelina…
No invite, no gift!
"That's a ways down the road," Black told me.
"I haven't received any invite, so let's not get ahead of ourselves...I don't have to get a present until I'm invited, right?" he cracked. "And then I've got a whole year—isn't that the rule?"
His Bernie costar Shirley MacLaine chimed in, "Maybe they'll string this thing out like they should—and not get married at all!"
Black caused a flurry of international headlines about a year ago when he revealed that Jolie gave his then-pregnant wife, Tanya, the green dress she wore while she was expecting and promoting the first Kung Fu Panda flick at Cannes in 2008.
He returned the gesture with a DVD box set of The Brady Bunch. "I don't think it outdid her kickass gift of the dress, but it's kinda funny because she has six kids and is like the Brady Bunch," he told me at the time.
Sounds like a box set of Married With Children could be next.