Emily Shur/MTVForget Seaside Heights. Never mind Miami.
Snooki and JWoww think their merry band of GTLers should shoot a season of Jersey Shore in—ready for this?—Utah and Kansas.
"I want to go to Kansas and change everyone into guidos," JWoww recently told us. "Could you imagine?
We sorta can...
When Snooki suggested Utah, JWoww cracked, "Can you imagine JWoow and Snooki invading Utah like on cows and horses? She'd try to give a horse a poof!"
Well, more than a poof.
"I'd probably jump the horse because there'd be nobody to have sex with," Snooki joked. (Yes, she was joking!)
Sammi said she wasn't too keen on relocating again like they did for season two, which premieres on Thursday. "I want to be in Jersey," she said. "I'm a Jersey girl."
Vinny, on the other hand, doesn't have a specific place in mind to show off his fist-pumping skills. "Give me tan girls in bikinis and I'm happy," he said. "But anywhere we go we'll make a Jersey Shore party out of it."
Or as Ronnie boasted, "We bring Jersey to the party."
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