The last time Blake Shelton appeared on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon made him try sushi for the first time. This time, however, the country crooner made the late-night host try something new: milk a cow. Traveling to Riverdale Stables in New York, Shelton got an overall-wearing Fallon to get down on his knees and milk Oreo, the cow selected for the segment.
"You're about to be touching her in a very private area, which is totally normal if you act normal about it and you don't dress like Woody from Toy Story," Shelton quipped.
The dynamic duo then jumped right into technique. Fallon eagerly tried to grab Oreo's udder, but Shelton quickly stopped him. "Whoa whoa whoa whoa you don't just reach out and grab a teat," Shelton warned. "This is all about romance and finesse, so have a connection with Oreo."
After Shelton instructed Fallon on the proper hand movements—filled with tons of sexual innuendo, of course—Fallon grabbed a bowl of dry cereal. Shelton put a quick stop to that and took over for Fallon. Finally getting the hang of it, Fallon held the udder again and successfully milked Oreo.
"This is the first time I've ever been happy with you," Shelton joked.
In honor of Fallon's accomplishment, Blake told him that farmers have a tradition of taking a shot of their first milk. Of course, not all was as it seemed. Watch the video to see just how this milking adventure ended!
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