Siri iPhone

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Sassy Siri is back! And this time, she has more quips and even less time for your nonsense.

Mashable noticed that when you try and ask Siri about the new iPhone with a simple "give me a hint," she goes on the defensive and kind of mocks the hell out of you. We get it; she doesn't want to be replaced with a newer, sexier, younger iPhone and she's just acting out. The digital servant that lives in your phone has feelings, too!

Our favorite part about this particular Siri quirk is that she gives you more than one saucy response. She basically found about 10 different ways to say: "eff off and just wait until the Apple announcement on Sept. 9."

Here are the five best ones she used to clap back at us when we dared to ask about the next iPhone with "Can you give me a hint?"

Siri conversation, iPhone

"Well I hear there's something big happening on September 9."

Siri conversation, iPhone

"Look deep within yourself and you will find the answer. Especially on September 9."

Siri conversation, iPhone

"Why don't you check a rumors blog? That's what I do."

Siri conversation, iPhone

"You have to wait until September 9. I bet you were one of those kids who snuck downstairs to open presents early, weren't you?"

Siri conversation, iPhone

"What, you can't tell from my colorful wavey words?"

Oh, it's gonna be like that, huh Siri?! We're going to replace you with the iPhone 7 just because of your lip. We bet that Siri wouldn't dare talk back to us with such blatant disrespect. 

Speaking of the new Apple event, some of the rumors about what to expect include Siri coming to Apple TV. That's right, pretty soon Siri will be shading you on the big and small screen.

But you know we're going to buy all the new Apple products despite Siri's takeover because we are weak and small and desperate. MUST. GIVE. PAYCHECK. TO. APPLE.

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