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Donald Trump, Oreos

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It's a full-time job keeping track of everything that Donald Trump has deemed inferior and everyone that he's deemed a "loser." In fact, the aspiring "politician" hates so many people and things that we're not even sure how he remembers it all.

But just for fun, here's a quick refresher on the latest.

Heidi Klum
Megyn Kelly
Fox News
Rosie O'Donnell
Mexican people
All foreigners, really
Breastfeeding women
John McCain
Prisoners of war

You get the picture.

But the latest subject of his disdain is a little bit more puzzling: It's Oreo's. That's right, the delicious and addictive cream-filled cookie. It seems impossible to hate this delicacy, but Trump has found a way. 

Yesterday, during the real estate mogul's stint with jury duty, he spoke to a group of reporters that surrounded him at the courthouse. According to The Daily Beast, he chatted about a wide range of topics, one of which was which items he's currently directing his unbridled hatred towards. "I'm not eating anymore Oreos," he explained to the waiting crowd.

And why is that? Apparently it's because Mondelez International, the parent company of Nabisco (which produces the snack) just made the decisions to move a portion of its Chicago operations to Mexico. "It's such an American company," he said, noting that the move would cost Americans 2,000 jobs—of course the actual number of lost jobs is about 600.

But no matter! The real issue at hand is that Donald Trump hates Oreo's and so should you. If you're a real patriot you'll switch to Chips Ahoy. Do it for America.