There aren't many men who can make the "funky chicken" sexy, and there are even fewer who could even think of out-vogueing Madonna, but this Magic Mike XXL hunk is a true American treasure—he can do it all!
In video for Vanity Fair, Channing demonstrated seven moves in 30 seconds—on command! When he's not impersonating poultry or bringing the '80s back, he's doing classic, usually cheesy dance moves in a way that only a real-life former stripper could perfect: His running man will make you sweat, his twist will wind you up, his hula will have you begging for a lei and his pony will have you sending personal notes of praise to Ginuwine.
That Jenna Dewan Tatum, is one lucky lady. The rest of us are fortunate, too, in that we can see Chan's moves on the big screen. But, will we ever get to see this man strip down in real life?
"Well, we're going to start a [Magic Mike] show in Vegas, and I'll never say never," Channing told Vanity Fair. "I wouldn't mind going out there and doing it one more time. Or maybe twice. But, you know, every time I've put on a thong and am getting ready to walk onstage again, I'm like, ‘Why do I want to do this?' It's very uncomfortable to be in a thong in front of a thousand people."
Well if the thong's the problem he can just be fully-naked—we the people would be cool with that too.