We'll try to keep this brief so you can resume staring.
Sure, we could extract a bunch of quotes from Leonardo DiCaprio's new Rolling Stone interview where he talks about things like his younger years, dating, dealing with fame, blah, blah, blah.
But why should we waste your time with all that when it's the above photo of the Inception star lounging topless on a bed that really counts.
OK. As you were.
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