It's All Greek to Greeks on Tool Academy

One tool's foreign parents' frank assessment of the show

In Tool Academy's version of the parent/teacher conference, those who must take the blame for raising the offensive, rude, dishonest, hate-filled young men featured on the show arrive to see how their horrid spawn are progressing.

While it may be astonishing that any parents will actually show up for this charade in therapy, happily, Etch-a-Sketch-bearded Tool Angelo's mystified Greek ma and pa not only show up, but miraculously express the exact same opinion we've had of this program for three seasons.