Blind Vice

Well, we already knew the gays live to push the wild and crazy sex card, what with kinky guys like Nelly Fang and Crotch Uh-Lastic. But who knew the straights were so good at being daring, too? Always thought you folks were a bit more behind-closed-door types. Learn something new every day, huh?

Just like Secretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-Off, our newly arrived Blind Vice swingers, are learning more lovein'! Ohhh, do tell:

As we told you last, Secretia and Chester are pretending like it's 1969, or something, and attending select Hollywood parties where they throw car keys into bowls and have sex with whichever partier's keys they pull out.

And you people say us gays are kinky!

Jeez, I like to actually choose a partner before having sex, is that so old fashioned? Apparently so, according to Secretia and Chester, who have made quite the name for themselves, as most people who attend these catered orgies aren't nearly as famous as is the beautiful couple.

But two things are taking this very sultry sitch to a new level: one, Secretia has started stepping out on her own for private affairs more than Chester's doing. And even though the twosome has an agreement that this is OK, Secretia's really going a bit overboard (as she's done with many of her previous relationships, monogamy's never really been her thing).

Chester just fools around once in awhile, which is what he'd hoped Secretia would do, as well.

No such luck.

And, secondly, Chester and Secretia have been in the rags a bit more than usual, lately. Their profile's higher—as are the chances that somebody from one of these Hollywood sex party's going to blab to the tabloids. Which is usually the case in these types of situations.

Or have they spilled already?

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Check out all the scandalous celeb tales in our Blind Vice section.

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