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• In April's GQ, Shia says he was pretty annoyed when Khloé started offering him DUI advice. "I'd be watching the news, and they'd play my car crash, and every once in a while Kim Kardashian's sister would jump on TV and preach to me from the red carpet about how to live my f--king life."
• Mike Tyson is doing an Animal Planet reality show about pigeon racing because he can...we guess? It's really a real show, too!