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K-Fed may have gone from svelte pretty boy to beefed-up sack of dude meat, but that doesn't mean he's no longer attractive.

Provided you're a famished dog on Celebrity Fit Club. Thank God wheezy Sebastian Bach was there to talk everybody down.

They could have used his council on Tool Academy, where emotional tool Angelo is reduced to tears when confronted with the reality of his cheating ways. As if the reality of his beard (or is that a trail of ants?) isn't sad enough.

And in the sad department, Extreme Makeover is going to need to utilize some seriously extreme rebuilding. Of a toddler's crushed ego.

Allow Joel McHale to pile even more tasty nonsense on your plate Friday at 10 p.m. ET/PT on a steaming batch of Soup