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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart

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There a couple of confirmed facts surrounding Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's BAFTA appearances in London over the weekend:

1. They arrived separately, walked the carpet separately and were seated separately.

2. Photos, tweets and the Awful Truth confirm they left the afterparty together.

But The Sun would like to submit more evidence. Now, we know the British tabloid is notoriously sketchy, but somehow the rag got Lindsay Lohan to give them a real-life two-part tell-all, so we thought it couldn't hurt to look into what they have to offer.

So these are the quotes they say Rob actually uttered about Kristen:

"It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes."

And more than that, the tab claims Rob explains why everything is all shhh supersecret:

"We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it's impossible. We are here together and it's a public event but it's not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention."

Now that's a pretty straightforward, nonrambling, unfunny quote to come from the same actor who said he's allergic to vaginas, don't you think?

We have reached out to Rob's reps to get to the bottom of this. In the meantime, let the conspiracy theories fly.

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