When you think of an authority on kissing a woman, chances are your brainpan isn't filled with images of the withered lips of Regis Philbin.

Perhaps it should be. Robust, 70-something Reeg could apparently teach Shutter Island star Leonardo DiCaprio a thing or two about swapping spit, though Michelle Williams is surprisingly not aroused.

Meanwhile on Tyra, Tyra makes it clear who The Tyra Show is all about. Yes, the horse is long-dead, but it shall continue to be beaten.

There's all this and more on a sizzling batch of Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.