Cop Out director Kevin Smith is certainly one of the overall largest talents in Hollywood, a fact unappreciated by Southwest Airlines, where the skies are apparently friendlier if you weigh less than an adolescent cow.
Now follow Joel McHale as he ventures to the world of Entertainment Tonight, where the whole story is treated with the respect and professionalism it deserves. No kidding.
Also, in the "no kidding" depertment, sadly, is Little Miss Perfect, where the judging makes American Idol decision makers look downright sensible.
Plus, Bad Girls Clubbers prove membership has its privileges, if you consider base humiliation on national TV during an all-out donnybrook a privilege. And you do, right? Ah, you're all a bunch of bad girls!
There's more where this came from on a new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.