• American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi seriously wants all bikini attention on her right now! First that weird strip show thing on Idol and now a Maxim spread. Everyone, tell her how good she looks!
• When paparazzi asked Jessica Simpson what she thought of John Mayer's "sexual napalm" comment, she just laughed.
• Megan Fox has an Emporio Armani underwear commercial out; this time she didn't need any thumb stand-ins.
• Good news! Secret Celebrity Hoarder Lindsay Lohan got her house all cleaned up. Dina Lohan approves and now Lindsay can see her giant self-portraits.
• Hmmm, so Joe Jonas is still wearing his purity ring but Nick's seems to have disappeared. We are now officially on Jonas Brother purity ring watch.
• If you're feeling extra masochistic today, there's this Steppin' Out magazine cover featuring Jon Gosselin's ex Hailey Glassman wearing some pretty nasty stuff. She also talks about J.Goss' small penis. Ugh.
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Angelina Jolie is home from Haiti and back in our Big Pic gallery!