Before we wake you up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, here's a little treat for ya: near skin shots of Kim Kardashian getting ready for her 2010 calendar shoot in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
Yum—and I'm gay!
Although K.K.'s somewhat more blinding than glowing with that tan, we do think this gal has tons of sex appeal. She knows how to play up what she's got, right?
Jessica Simpson, take note—we don't give an ef what your weight is, but be boobalicious about it all. Thanks.