Where My Party Peeps At?

Lindsay Lohan's ho-hum B-day bash had much to be desired (like a better guest list), whereas Nicole Richie may be on a path to relive her wrong-way-freeway ways. Plus, a Hilton proves she has feelings. So sweet, we knew they couldn't all be made of Bel Air stone!

A Lohan Holiday

Oh merde, how things have changed. Actually going to admit how very much we miss La Lohan’s more successful pedal-to-the-metal days. Think others do, too (in fact, we’re sure of it). ‘Couse, Lindsay spent her 22nd year of barely making it out alive at the Roosevelt Hotel’s bar, Teddy’s. The B-day bash including a bunch of questionable enablers at hand—maybe not the best way to celebrate your sobriety, being surrounded by all sorts of top-shelf liquor, but that’s just us. Attention-slut L2 made sure she was the most famous name in the joint. The guest list was comprised of girlfriend (ya know, a friend that’s a girl) Samantha Ronson, Lohan ladies Dina and Ali, and B-list celebs like David Spade. Is this the same gal who once shared an infamous car ride with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton? The same high-gear hon who held the gazes of Jude Law and Jared Leto? And the best stud-candy she could persuade to come was some hacky SNL alum? Maybe an alcoholic beverage should have sponsored the soiree, that woulda been a surefire way to get people to show up. One party yawner (who’s close to L2, by the by) was overheard bitching about the boring bash: “There are like eight people here. I want to go to Crown bar.” Guess LiLo alone isn’t enough to keep people entertained—something movie execs are finding out the hard way.

While the B-day girl kept it low-key, sipping on apparently nonalcoholic libations, drama-magnet and "One Tough Mother" Dina had her own way of honoring the anniversary of giving birth to H’wood’s fave fiery rehabber: imbibing the night away and spending most of the evening smoking and socializing with her daughter’s amigos in the ladies’ room, lest any of the paps outside the place catch them lighting up. Jeez, where’s the E! camera crew when ya need 'em? And reportedly, there are worse things you can do in a club bathroom—Linds herself knows that.

Richie's Return

Spotted in Sin City was Nicole Richie, celebrating the end of a long weekend—although, isn’t every weekend a long one for someone without a job? Mama Nick threw on her fave size 0 party threads and let it loose at the Hard Rock with her boy-f, Joel Madden, and his band of merry men, Good Charlotte. Musta been a tattoo convention, since Pink ex Cary Hart partied up with the heavily inked and rowdy crowd. And what’s Vegas without some sort of late-night naughtiness? Nic-hon reportedly ended her evening by getting into an altercation with another female while waiting at the valet early Sunday morn, supposedly causing such a scene she had to be escorted off the property by security—a tacky tale N.R. firmly denies. Whatever. We know waiting for your ride’s a bitch, but can’t we all behave while at the valet?