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And now, because you've been waiting ever so breathlessly for it, here lies Part II of us barely replying to your genuinely pressing questions. Just pretend that the last couple of days haven't even happened. It's what we do every morning.
Glamontagne asks: Hire me as a comedy writer and i will pose in a pin-up calendar with Mankini in nothing but a banana hammock.
Sounds good, Glamontagne! Please direct the photograph and resume to: Ryan Seacrest c/o E! Entertainment, Los Angeles, Calif.
kodaluvr asks: I have a little favor to ask The Soup. One of my friends, Gary, is the biggest The Soup fan ever. Seriously. He loves Joel McHale, Lou and everyone else on your show and never misses a show. His birthday is on Friday, May 9 and it would be the biggest and best gift in the entire world if you could take five seconds and say "Happy Birthday Gary" on the May 9 show for him. It would mean the entire universe to him that Joel actually said his name.
Well, kodaluvr, sadly we can’t take the time to wish all of our fans a happy birthday on the show each week. The strain on Joel would be too much. I mean, just take a look at what’s happened to Willard Scott. But hey, I did it here, so that’s something. Nobody else ask though!
hel61 asks: Chicagoland has some fantastically horrible commercials, and, well, these two continue that tradition. They're from Lincoln Insurance, and they're fabulous. Please enjoy.