Each morning, the harangued writers of The Soup are asked to come up with thousands upon thousands of jokes based on the previous day's events. Only a tiny percentage of these quips ever make it to the show. What happens to the rest? Many of them are offered for sale to Reader's Digest—we're saving up to buy a snowmobile—but the rest are discarded.
Until now. Please find yourself a chuckle in these still top-shelf Jokes of the Day.