She read it last December (of '06). Its lead character, some chick named Megan, decides the only way to cleanse her sordid life is to shave off all her locks, à la Britney in the Valley, last weekend.
Life imitating unfilmed art?Michael Jackson, dining in the dark. Jacko hit Tao in Las Vegas with four friends, where he arrived through a private entrance. Wacko-Freako wore all black and sunglasses, natch, while he nibbled on chicken satay and lobster wontons. Also spotted at said locale later that night: semidiscreet honeys Nelly and Ashanti. Doing some Saturday shopping in Hell-Ay was...
"You can go ahead!" offered Miz Simpson, in a black dress and red heels, to the girls behind her. Guess Tinseltown hasn't taken away her southern hospitality...yet.
Also seen at Teddy's that night (as well as myriad other Hell-Ay hot spots this weekend): freshly rehabbed and recharged Lindsay Lohan, with her must-have accessory o' the moment: a water bottle, natch. What, no further accoutrements from that new line Lindsay loves so, sobriety couture? Hmmm...Now, I'm not saying L.L. was hydrating herself with any alcohol bevs, but again, I gotta ask: Is constant clubbing right after rehab the best way to avoid temptation and stay sober? If you think it is, you prolly think Brit looks hot as a baldie, too.
He basically admits in a recent interview that his "dating" Nicole Richie was actually an attempt to raise his profile. Nice. Let's see, now…He's already gone through a Laguna Beach be-yotch, a Simple Life starlet and a honey from The Hills. Who's left for Brody to latch onto in the reality-show realm?
(Semi-) seriously though, I have a fab idea for Brody's next celeb conquest: someone who's just as much of an attention hon and equally self-directed...Paris Hilton, who just so happens to be currently filming The Simple Life Season 7,290. You can thank me later, bro.