According to no less a source than the New York Post’s Page Six, this week a pair of Michael Jackson’s used, unwashed underwear was going up for auction on eBay. And the driving fact that these size 28 waist Calvin Kleins were supposedly the ones that helped fuel the engine of the DNA search in Jacko’s 2003 child-molestation trial (in which he was found not guilty) certainly seemed to grease the wheels for the auction; whether the shorts had skid marks was unclear.
Like you and millions of others, we’ve searched eBay for days, yet there appears to be no sign of the briefs. Why, we can’t say, but to offset the disappointment, here’s another taste of Michael. Specifically as a small plastic doll that children can make do things. Instead of the other way around. Enjoy.