We here at the Soup Blog fervently believe (and we're sure you'll agree) that blankets are just too old fashioned for the cold person of today. Back in olden times, people didn't use their arms very much, and thus were fine with the binding, claustrophobic nature of blankets. Needless to say, those days are gone. The man, woman and child of today demands unlimited mobility when it comes to arms, combined with maximum warmth.
Which brings us to Snuggie, "the blanket that has sleeves!" Talk on the cell phone, work the remote control, do homework (as you see these examples play out in the video, dig the peace poster in the dorm), all wrapped lovingly in your Snuggie. It also helps if you're a monk, or into a kind of neo-Biblical look. Thanks to Soup fiend Abee for this one.