Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images for IMG• Poor Eva Longoria Parker. How many times does she need to self-deprecatingly point out that she's not pregnant, she's "just fat"?
• Guy Ritchie spent so much on Madonna's 50th birthday, he's flat broke for his own 40th bash. Dude, you married a diva—whaddya expect?
• Jennie Garth's reportedly signed on for five more episodes of 90210. No word on Shannen Doherty yet. So that's Kelly Taylor: 1, Brenda Walsh: 0.
• J.Lo's reportedly got a triathlon on Sunday, but she's still walking around Manhattan in four-inch heels. What gives?
• Finally a Forbes list we can get behind: Hollywood’s Most Overpaid Movie Stars.