• Madonna couldn't be at the VMAs last night, so she did the next best thing—dedicated "Like a Virgin" to the pope while in Rome. Take that, purity ring dramz!
• Jessica Simpson was allowed to perform at the Grand Ole Opry Saturday night—she thanked the Opry by showing some serious boobage.
• A new Kanye West album could drop by the end of the year if he deems us all worthy.
• Another Amy Winehouse performance fails to impress fans. What are these people expecting?
• Everyone loves a naked Harry Potter.
• Awesome couldn't-be-true-
but-it's-so-much-fun story of the day: Lindsay wants to raise a baby with SamRo; sperm donor to be one of Linds' ex-boyfriends.