• Jessica Simpson was allowed to perform at the Grand Ole Opry Saturday night—she thanked the Opry by showing some serious boobage.
• Another Amy Winehouse performance fails to impress fans. What are these people expecting?
• Everyone loves a naked Harry Potter.
• Awesome couldn't-be-true-
but-it's-so-much-fun story of the day: Lindsay wants to raise a baby with SamRo; sperm donor to be one of Linds' ex-boyfriends.