• Leaked details from Lynne Spears’ new book are pretty juicy, if you’ve missed hot mess Britney.
• Ciroc Obama, aka Diddy, has apologized for saying there are no black people and crackheads in Alaska and gets serious about politics for a minute.
• Heidi Montag’s sister Holly gets in on the Doug Reinhart action. Hills dramabomb!
• Star Jones has a new boyfriend. He is a chef and looks suspiciously normal.
• Poor David Duchovny is going to miss the reunion of Ocean Beach lifeguards at Maguire's restaurant because of sex-addict rehab.