Sarah Palin, Cindy McCain

AP Photo/Chris Miller; Virginia Sherwood/NBC

Well, the comparing-Obama-to-Paris ads didn't work, and they certainly backfired enough. So, now our sleazy little wife-swapper, otherwise known as John McCain, is gunning for the femme-powered spot so sadly left vacant by Hillary Clinton. What, by choosing fetching (and far more demure than Clinton) Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, J.M. just thinks he can swing those Clinton-leaning babes to vote for him?

Or is the hardly record-breaking choice (Geraldine Ferraro beat ya to it, Palin, sorry) more about guilt and goss over the coldhearted way McCain launched on current spouse Cindy before ditching his first wife, Carol, who was handicapped and heart-crushed when J-poo changed his little lascivious mind round all those years ago?

After all, it's the story that just won't go away for McCain.

And Palin and the young Carol look eerily alike. I say it's guilt, guilt guilt—the things that always make for such stellar choices with men. Particularly with those who are attempting to run the world. Don't know 'bout you all, but, I'm runnin' the hell away from this broad-of-goods.

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