• Brad Pitt won an award at the Venice Film Festival for having twins. Forget movies, this whole thing is about those babies.
• Haley Joel Osment is indeed still around, and he'll be making his Broadway debut in American Buffalo. Choose your own Sixth Sense reference to go here.
• Solange Knowles slipped up and confirmed Beyoncé and Jay-Z's marriage, which they were trying really hard to keep a secret from us. We're exactly not sure why.
• Just so you know, Janice Dickinson had a transgendered model on her model show way before Tyra ever thought of it.
• Michael Phelps is scheduled to appear on the VMAs as well as host SNL's premiere. Anyone had enough yet?
• And because you really do need more photos from Speidi's grocery store adventure, here you go. These kids know how to do it.