• Brad reportedly photographed Angelina and family at their perfect French estate for the November cover of W as his Christmas present to all us peasants. Everyone say thank you.
• The Hills people’s salaries have been leaked—only check out the figs if you’ve emotionally prepared yourself for the shock.
• Paris Hilton will prepare a home-cooked meal for Benji Madden when he returns from his tour. Lucky guy! We wonder if she’ll also surprise him with her fake hair attached to a headband contraption she was out elegantly modeling today.
• This is the 90210 promo the CW should have made.