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This site is terrible. Not easy to read and looks like everyone else's. Your site always used to look more personal. Not anymore.
Oh, this bitch is so six days ago.
You big ol' nasty horndog! Your Do-Me Meter is spot-on. Michael Phelps and Garrett Weber-Gale are so hot, and what I wouldn't give to see their "oh" faces. Crotch Uh-Lastic must be climbing the walls watching these buff boys.
Dear Swim Fan:
Maybe a little role-play action is next for Crotch 'n' crew.