When it comes to shameless self-promotion, the more shameless, the better. Which is one of the many reasons we love Rainn Wilson.
Currently, the Rainn Mann is on an all-out assault mission to pimp his goofy-looking new flick, The Rocker. To that end he claims to have kidnapped his Office coworker Jenna Fischer/Pam Beesly (and her MySpace!) and says he won't release her until we see the movie.
But he promises that, "As soon as the film grosses $18.7 Mil, she will be released and given a peach smoothie."