• It was over before it ever began for Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong. But don't fret, he'll have another A-list actress next week, and she always has Owen.
• Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly rushing to marry her baby daddy by the end of the year. She's got to get this done before her daughter has any memory of it.
• The Brangelina twins are set to make their debut in People. Be on the lookout—we don't know when they'll hit, but it's definitely soon.