Employment Opportunities

Need a job? The Soup with Joel McHale may have the position for you.

By Clog Narter Apr 17, 2008 7:01 AMTags
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We're asked a lot of questions here at The Soup, but none comes up more often than this:

"Are there any job openings?"

The answer is yes! We are currently accepting* applications for the following unpaid positions:

Better Judgment Mediator:  Applicants must possess the exceptional fortitude and emotional reserve necessary to remain steadfastly against the poorly thought-out ideas of our otherwise well-meaning writing staff. (This position was created as the direct result of the thankfully never-aired “Between the Sheets with Joy Behar" sketch.)

OxyContin-Addled Threat Translator:  Though we aren't at liberty to name names, a majority of The Soup's current hosts commonly have a difficult time expressing themselves in a coherent manner. Applicants should be fully versed in Excel, PowerPoint and Rage Bursts.

Fan-Mail Supervisor:  Applicants will be required to read and reply to the countless letters of fawning appreciation and praise our staff receives on a daily basis.

Fan-Mail Engineer:  Applicants will be required to compose and mail the countless letters of fawning appreciation and praise our staff receives on a daily basis.

The Hills Watcher:  Please, would somebody else watch this for us? Please? We just can't bring ourselves to do it anymore. At least not without copious amounts of bottom-shelf gin and self-loathing.

*We are not currently accepting applications.