We're not quite sure why Jerry O'Connell is being so shy here. After all, we've been amazed by his masculine physique ever since he lost the Stand by Me baby fat all those years ago.
And, seriously, how much of a complex can you really have when you're married to the stunning Rebecca Romijn? Actually, scratch that.
In any event, you found this picture as amusing as we did, and it was tough to pick a winner out of these entries. But Amy edged to the top by being both funny and concise enough to fit in a headline. Thanks to all who participated and now let's get a look at some of the excellent runners-up: