Extra! Extra! The Soup buys itself a vacation next week with The Half Year Clipdown!
In what we hope will come as good news for fans of The Soup and those afflicted with short-term memory loss, we've compiled the 20 most ridiculous, awful, hilarious, compelling, amazing and sleep-curing clips of the first half of 2008 and put them all together in one show!
Will there be Tyra? Yes. Oprah? Her, too. Dutch Oven? Goes without saying.
The Half Year Clipdown airs next Friday, June 27 at 10 p.m. on E! Tune in or regret it for the rest of your happy, happy life.
But wait! That's not all!
Why, for the love of Mike, not? Because, we have cooked up four extraspecial, uh, extra specials for your viewing endurance, airing at 10pm every Monday between June 30 and July 21. That means that you will be able to watch two distinct and different episodes of The Soup each week—the regular edition of The Soup on Friday and then an entirely different special on Monday! And that's in addition to the ones that you already play in your head while you're in line at the bank.
- June 30 — The Soup Presents "TV Under The Influence: Intoxicated Mayhem on TV"
- July 7 — The Soup Presents "People Who Won't Go Away"
- July 14 — The Soup Presents "Stuff Your Mother Won't Let You Watch"
- July 21 — The Soup Presents "Chicks, Man – Whacked Out Women of Reality TV"
Memorize the above schedule and immediately restructure your life around it.
What else are you going to do? Your children's laundry? Snooze patrol.