Kevin Parry/WireImage.comThanks to this exclusive article in today's Los Angeles Times, you can now have the body you've always feared by following the Joel McHale Lunch Break Diet.
Pie, macaroni & cheese, pepperoni pizza, sandwiches and heavy cream are not only allowed but encouraged. And what's more, the only exercise you'll ever need is a 40-foot walk across the street. Buon gusto!