After a long and wildly disheartening battle, The Soup Blog has finally found its winners for the Worst People Alive award. What makes these two petty criminals from West Palm Beach, Fla., sink their dye-jobs head and shoulders below the competition? Is it their arrogant lack of remorse? The way they insanely adopt victim status? The stench of entitlement they emit between sucking up Frappuccinos?
Look, we certainly don’t feel great about passing judgment on a couple of cruel and misguided teenage girls—we are, after all, part of the network that aired The Simple Life—so, thankfully, we have these newscasters to shake their heads in disbelief for us. Kudos to them for carrying on with barely disguised contempt and not just lying down beneath their desks to mourn for the state of America’s youth.
Update: Justice served! Kinda.
—(Thanks (?) to Today's Big Thing for the link.)