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Why is Oprah such a loser?
Because she’s win free.
What TV and film actress is always looking for mistletoe?
Holly Hunter
What kind of cheese forecasts the weather?
Al Roquefort
What's the most popular game show among sushi chefs?
Eel or no eel
What do you call a device that calculates distance traveled and annoys Donald Trump?
A Rosie O’Dometer
What do you get when you cross The View with deep-sea fishing?
The Deadliest Klatch