Sorry for the delay.
Congratulations to The Soup Blog reader and all around correct answerer, Nickyechick! Enjoy your notoriety while it lasts—happiness is fleeting.
Clog Narter was, in fact, on The View. Specifically, we found ourself seated between Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar.
On our left is happiness by another name...Joy.
On our right is an exclamation of the same...Whoopi.
Three more sit to the left of the first...Sherri Shepherd, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Barbara Walters.
The ends are bad but the middle is the worst...no comment.
Thanks to all participants! We'd say this was a rousing success as someone actually divined the answer from our purposefully obscure clue. Watch for further installments, as soon as we feel like making them.