por Ted Casablanca | Traducido por | mar., 15 ene. 2008 5:54 AM
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You've insisted many times in prior columns that Angelina and Brad are not in the happiest partnership, with Angelina retaining the emotional "upper hand." Yet photos from the recent Critics' Choice Awards and from Brad's Make It Right campaign in New Orleans seem to show a very happy, cozy couple. Your thoughts?
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Bonjour, Madame Demanding:
Slow down, ma chère! I’m a gossip connoisseur, not a psychic. But I can make some guesstimations for you: Yes, no, yes, no. Not necessarily in that order. Bon chance!
As someone who has been in recovery for a very long time, my heart is breaking and praying that Britney will finally get a moment of clarity in her life. What do you think?
You need a rock bottom for a moment of clarity, and Britney’s shown us she’s a bottomless hole of desperation, sorry. Girl soaks up the sorrows like a sponge! A meteor would have to fall on her head for the self-destructive cycle to stop.
The press stalked Princess Diana and finally killed her. It seems they are hell-bent on doing the same to Britney Spears. They want her dead in order to have "the big story." And they will not take credit for her murder. Do you agree?
New York City
Dear Permanent Press:
No. Pretty hypocritical, doncha think, to place blame on paps who chase these celebs when it’s your interest in goss that drags them out there to begin with? Are you willing to take some of the credit for their untimely demises, as well?
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The first couple that comes to mind for the recent One Fagola-Addled Blind Vice is Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem. They have just never made sense to me.
Klamath Falls, Oregon
Dear Suspicious Señorita:
This lovely Latin couple just may be for keeps! I wonder if they notice how sexy their similar accents are to each other? Ain’t them. Think more this side of the pond.
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Please tell me that Sally Sedate Me from One Fagola-Addled Blind Vice is none other than Jessica Simpson! Her last man was a complete douche, her movie career is straight to DVD, and her new man, Tony Romo, is totally the hotness...and would probably be blackballed if he came out in the NFL! So, come on, I'm right, right?
Dear Romo No-No:
You’re correct about the NFL being closed minded about what goes on behind closed doors, and that the length of time since J.S.’ last hit is longer than her extensions. But keep guessin’ about this twosome, 'cause it ain’t Jess and Tony. Think, uh, more talented. Both sides.
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