por Ted Casablanca | Traducido por | mié., 11 jul. 2007 4:54 AM
For anyone like moi who has no idea what Scottie's shoo is about, I'll give ya the quick rundown: In each episode, Mr. Bee and his "life coach" confront an old flame in order to figure out what, exactly, went wrong, and, why, exactly, Scott's so lonely these days. Lindsay Lohan's latest wrecked Mercedes and the recovery of those assaulted Sunset Boulevard shrubberies are looking better and better, right?
The former Pam Anderson Baywatch body double is supposedly delivering a little bundle of Baio joy in about five month's time, give or take a Single airing. I'm told the ecstatic couple's expecting a baby girl who will most likely be named Bonnie—but everything's hush-ass right now, as Single execs don't want the show's premise blown before it's time.
See, no episodes of this "reality show" ( a small-screen sitch Baio, by the by, swore he'd never embark on) have been viewed by audiences, so far.
Oh, hell, nobody expects the real thing in the boob-tube biz any more, so VH1 should just relax and say congrats along with moi!
My Andrew Morton cronies tell me Andy's putting the finishing touches on his exposé on you, Mr. Cee. "Very close to finishing" were the exact words I was told by Camp Morton. Oh, really? Certainly have heard this one before.
But something tells me Morton's really/actually/for real going to deliver the much-gabbed-about Cruise-bashing project (even though I was told this baby was supposed to be here more than a year ago or so). The only real question is:
Will there be anything we haven't really heard before? 'Cause T.C. sues faster than Toothy Tile changes his mind about coming out of the closet.
I've always enjoyed M5, but kinda forgot about them until I watched Adam tap his adorable leg while belting it out. And if plain ol' horniness won't be enough to get your ass in front of Levine & Co., get this: For every ticket Maroon 5 sells, a dollar will be donated benefiting the environmental group Global Cool.
Adam described it as a way for "us" to pay back for all of the nasty, polluting emissions put out into the environment. Sigh, how presh. The boys will be busy promoting internationally until they kick off the tour with the Hives Sept. 28 in Detroit.
Political P.S.: Honk if you or your significant other drives a hybrid! Mine does! Can you hear us beepin' away like crazy at your saggy, gas-guzzling bum, Gov. Ah-nuld?
Albert L. Ortega/WireImage.com
This content is available customized for our international audience. Would you like to view this in our US edition?
This content is available customized for our international audience. Would you like to view this in our Canadian edition?
This content is available customized for our international audience. Would you like to view this in our UK edition?
This content is available customized for our international audience. Would you like to view this in our Australian edition?
Dieser Inhalt ist für internationale Besucher verfügbar. Möchtest du ihn in der deutschen Version anschauen?
This content is available customized for our international audience. Would you like to view this in our German edition?
Une version adaptée de ce contenu est disponible pour notre public international. Souhaitez-vous voir ça dans notre édition française ?
This content is available customized for our international audience. Would you like to view this in our French edition?