While British bad-asses Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are two milliseconds away from re-fryin' their creepy selves on the red carpet, Leo's busy givin' a whole lotta love to recycling his cute ass—now, that’s good trash talk!

 

Oprah Winfrey

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Oh, as long as we're on Gay Watch for that Oscar-nominated woman who's about to come out of the proverbial closet, as I told you about last week (à la, waiting all those years for Oprah to declare her same-sex-ness—which she never did, in fact she denied it), let's do...Baby Watch! And for the boys, too!
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See, I'm told one of my fave on-the-verge self-proclaimed gay actors is thisclose, after much papa-esque powwowing, to adopting a kid with his b-f. Congrats, you two! Will all this familial frolicking happen in time to share B-days with Naomi Watt's toddler-to-be? Too much fun in the crib-side sun!

Leonardo DiCaprio

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Leonardo DiCaprio is superserious about going green, quelle surprise

During a shoot at Smashbox Studios Wednesday, Leo had his peeps place environmentally safe disposable trash cans around the lot, so the crew could recycle their cups and plates from craft services. Wasn't that caring of him? I could puke, but still, 'twas sweet o' the boy.

Al Gore

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Not so nice was the report that his Oscar-presenting partner Al Gore is sucking up oodles of energy with his Tennessee mansion. 'Course, we've all heard this, so guess L.D.'s faring better, post-Oscars, than his green-touting Kodak podium partner. 

Oh, the Gore-goring study (published by a partisan group, by the by) claims the old veep's Tennessee crib uses more energy each month than the average American household per year. The pad happens to have 20 rooms, though, which is about five times the size of a typical home. Gore claims it's all green, renewable energy he's using at home, but I say let's take a look at his refuse bins, huh? 

Would Leo approve?

DJ Steve Aoki, Lindsay Lohan

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And as long as we're on trash patrol, seems Lindsay Lohan is continuing her new night-owl job: deejaying.

Yep, you read correctly. L2 took over the turntables Wednesday night at Les Deux for a guest gig. No word on if the beats she picked were bomb or bad, but this raises a few questions in my book:

Annette Bening

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First: You dropped out of a flick with Annette Bening to spend your free time deejaying in mid-rent L.A. clubs? G-friend, get your mind right. The only person who thinks that was a good move is Jessica Biel, who landed your role.

Second: Why frequent prime places for drinking, drugs and other debauchery when you're fresh outta rehab? Do you like temptation, Linds, or can you just not quit the 21-and-over destinations? Sounds like someone needs a 12-step refresher. Just a suggestion, though.

Hayden Panettiere

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Oh, and as long as I'm sticking my schnoz where it's not requested, might as well also report to all you sleaze-esque addicts some par-tick de-lish doings: Also seen at the same Lohan twirling spot was 17-year-old Hayden Panettiere, hustling friends in the side door (guess they weren't carding that night); Cisco Adler and his saggy balls; and Brandon Davis, who lovingly dubbed Linds Firecrotch way back when. Classy crowd!

Jennifer Garner, Violet

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Jennifer Garner is moonlighting as a singer...who knew? Least that's what one Canadian jogger happened upon during her morning run.

"I saw this incredibly gorgeously cute little girl in a buggy," gushes Desk White Rock. "Her mother was singing 'Happy Birthday,' which was odd, because most moms don't sing while strolling their tots on the boardwalk...and I look up and see Jen!" 

Evidently, my Canuck chica stumbled upon Mama Garner serenading Violet for her very first birthday. Too adorable, isn't it? And for the sugary sweet record, I'm told Jen, casual in a jacket, jeans and no makeup, was warm and gracious when asked if it was indeed her.

Ben Affleck

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Just be glad Ben Affleck wasn't there to interrupt your chitchat, like he did to moi last week here in Hell-Ay! Think he's jealous of my hair?
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