Nathanael Jones/PacificCoastNews.com• Fresh off lunching with Meghan McCain, The Hills' terrible twosome announce plans to perform for soldiers in Iraq, with John McCain as their travel agent. They'll bring their own weapons.
• Speaking of The Hills, the new trailer for season four is up on MTV. Looks like Lauren is up to lots of crying this season, Heidi gets a sister, Audrina stares and Lo is a bitch.
• Megan Fox on her new film Jennifer's Body: "I have a few love scenes. I eat and seduce everyone—boys and girls. There’s a lot of kissing and craziness.” Well, that sounds interesting.
• Britney was spotted smoking near her kids. New York Post is appalled and finds this behavior "shocking."
• Dear Brooke "Not That Much Into Voting" Hogan: Please stay away from Playboy. We're not interested. Thanks!