The wedding may have been Alice in Wonderland, but the honeymoon is shaping up to be more Ashlee in underground.
"We're in the basement of a house," newlywed Pete Wentz told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show this morning. "We've got some, like, blow-up palm trees down here. It's pretty nice, man. A little fake-'n'-bake tanning booth. It's gonna look like we went on a private jet somewhere. And we're gonna save that 30 grand.
"The paparazzi thinks we left on some private jet or whatever. You know, the truth is, we're just sitting down here, eating DiGiorno pizza, getting in that tanning bed every once in a while. It's great, you know."
But Wentz made clear from the get-go that his subterranean honeymoon was the only thing he was willing to confirm, wifewise. (Listen to the complete interview.)
When matter-of-factly quizzed on his pending parentage, Wentz cautioned Seacrest:
"Ryan, this baby has not been confirmed. The only thing I'm confirming right now is, we're in the basement on our honeymoon with these blow-up palm trees."