"I can tell you're green with envy and honey, green is not your color."
"I'm loyal and I'm lovable, but don't you dare call me gullible."
"They say it's never too late to start over. I say, starting over never tasted so good."
"Whoever says 'Money can't buy happiness' clearly doesn't have my credit limit."
"I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top-quality fabric."
"I renovate, elevate and sometimes I instigate."