There's too much serious s--t going on right now. TOO MUCH, dammit. There's too much drama, too much bad news, and too many reasons to say, "Oh, f--k this," then stay in bed with a bag of Chicken 'n Waffles Lays and a bottle of Disaronno (Because that's what you drink when you've given up and YES I am doing that right now).

We need a hero. Someone who isn't afraid to look the world square in the eye and say, "Time to dance, bitch." Someone like this kid from the Oxygen series Too Young to Marry?

F--ks given? I think you know the answer to that.

He isn't the hero we wanted. He's the hero we deserve.

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