Look folks, treadmills are NOT toys. They may look like toys, sound like toys, and make for a hilarious scene of television when a kid falls and splits his chin open on one, but they are certainly NOT toys.

You know, I wasn't sold on the poorly executed fall, or the cartoonish fake blood, but when the kid repeated the words, "Ow ow ow ow." over and over again, it really let my brain know that he was in pain. Good work Dexter, maybe next time the kid could slip on a banana peel then fall into a bunch of pies.

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