Pop quiz: what is the correct way to pick your nose during a nationally televised basketball game?
 

A) Slyly, like you were just "scratching it"

B) Shamefully, hoping people will pity you and forget quickly

C) It's never okay to put fingers inside yourself in public!

D) Like a mother f*cking boss

 

D. Always D. 

What's even more impressive is his prostate made the same wink during his last colonoscopy. 

 

 P.S. Happy St. Patty's Day

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