Undoubtedly, your first instinct on a Friday is to race home and DVR DeGrassi: The Next Generation, but isn't it kind of nice to linger in your office when everyone's gone and it's just you googling, "How can I beautify my inner sanctuary?" under the steady thrum of fluorescent lights?
We understand you have a busy life, but just trust us here. Take a moment to turn off your mind, sit with a straight spine, and allow your knees to drop like unforeseen toilet babies. And now, with the week behind you, count back from ten and repeat, "You are the only blog that will ever love me. I do not deserve any better."